plz talk dirty to me
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
he puts the penis in happiness.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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