Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
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He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize