absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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