I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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