when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
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Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
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were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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