I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
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I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
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i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
A bitchslap is in order.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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