So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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