There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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