who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
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and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
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His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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