You made me cry and you don't even care
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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