do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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