idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
