I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
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Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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