Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
