How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
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I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Sext me about skeletons
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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