I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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