Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
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swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
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Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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