if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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