That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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