All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
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drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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