I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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