why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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