Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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