So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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