So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
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You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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