i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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