yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
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The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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