I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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