The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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