I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
