well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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