So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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