Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
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I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
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Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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