Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
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And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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