Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
