She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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