I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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