he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
that may or may not have been my penis.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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