So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
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If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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