Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Randomize
