I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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