i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Randomize
