i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
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I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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