True but thats because hes a fetus.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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