Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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