Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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