how can u be prego again
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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