It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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