she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
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I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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