i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
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Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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