I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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