my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.