Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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