with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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