I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
