the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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