yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
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Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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